Fantastic Definitions
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School:
A Place Where
Papa Pays & Son Plays 
Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich 
Marriage:
Its An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters
Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work 
Smile:
A Curve Dat Can Set A Lot Of Thngs Straight
Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills.
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