Aj ek gashti bhej raha hon
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
sms to Roj Bhejta hu.. chalo aj ek GHASTI bhej raha hu.. ( ‘ ) ( “ ) ….) ( …/ V ) Chod ke forward mat kar dena yaar…
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Pathan aur Pregnant aurat
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Pathan ek ghante se pregnant aurat ko chod raha tha Aurat boli khan bas karo taqleef ho rahi hai khan: hilo mat … abhi tak bache ka gand nai mila hai
Read More ..Yeh lund kaisa hota hai
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
Read More ..Doniya my 1 dost banaya Hay
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Doniya my 1 dost mere liye banaya Hay jise AP k rup m paya Hay Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay jaise 36 No K Mummay ko zabrdsti 32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai.
Read More ..5 inch ka hai
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
5 inch ka hai / / / Size normal hai / / / Mazboot hai / / / Ziada mota bi nahi hai / / / 2 larkian dekh chuki hain / / / Lena hai to bolo / / / Mera NOKIA 2310
Read More ..Give me a condom
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Boy2sales Girl: give a condom? salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size, wait.. Give “L‘ wait.. Give ‘XL‘ oh sitt Give me a tissuepaper
Read More ..Bache ki gand kyu mari
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Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari?? Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha, Police : ab Bacha kaha hai?? Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
Read More ..Meray husband ka bohot bara hai
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Lady 2 Dr: meray husband ka bohot bara hai, andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai, Dr:chota kerdon kya? Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…
Read More ..Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
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Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai Raat Bhar Sharab Pi Rat Cut Gai… Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai…
Read More ..Dracula Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Kehte Hyn K Manni Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops Of Blood If Its Correct Tou Phir Dracula Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy LUND Kion Nahi . . . ? ? ?
Read More ..Insurance Of Penis
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Insurance Karvane Jata Hai Insurance Agent: “Hum Life Ke Sath Sath Penis Ka Bhi Insurance Karte Hai” Aadmi: “Achha! Kya Aap Lu*Nd Kharab Hone Pe Isko Badal Ke Doge?” Agent: “Nahi, Par Jab Ye Kharab Ho Jayega Ya Kam
Read More ..Budhe Uncle Ke Gharwali Ki Bra
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Ek Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Bra Lene Jaata Hai Budha: “Bra Dikhana Bhaisahab” Salesman: “Size Kya Hoga?” Budha: “Size Ka To Pata Nahi Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette“
Read More ..Santa Banta Ki Bank Lootne Ki Scheme
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Santa Banta Ne Ek Baar Bank Lutne Ka Program Banaya Par Himmat Nahi Ikathi Ho Pa Rahi Thhi Bank Lootne Ki Santa Bola: “Bante Raat Ko Daru Pee Lenge Himmat Bad Jayegi” Raat Ko Sharab Pee Kar Dono Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Raste Mein Ek Bank
Read More ..Santa Ka Pakistan Ka Tour
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Pakistan Mein Ek Badi Khoobsurat Aurat Thhi Jiska Naam Umrao Jaan Thha Ek Din Santa Pakistan Tour Pe Gaya Aur Ja Pahuncha Umrao Jaan Ke Pass Aur Bola Santa: “I Love You” Umrao Jaan Gusse Mein Aake Boli: “Tameez Se Baat Kijiye” San
Read More ..Saas Bahu Ka Jhagda
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Saas Apni Bahu Ke Roj Roj Ke Jhagdo Se Tang Thhi Tang Aa Kar Sas Boli: “Aaj Aane De Mere Bete Ko, Usse Beth Ke Tassali Se Tumhari Kartoote Bataungi” Bahu: “Maaji, Koi Fayda Nahi” Saas: “Kyu?” Bahu: “Maaji Aapne Usko Beth Ke
Read More ..Tata NANO Car Ke Na Bikne Ke Two Reasons
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Tata Nano Car Itni Jyada Nahi Biki Par Kisi Ko Iska Reason Nahi Pata Actually Mein Two Reasons Thhe Iske Na Bikne Ke Pregnant Woman Cannot Fit In To It Normal Woman Cannot Be Made Pregnant In It
Read More ..Ladka Hi Sex Ke Paisi Kyu Deta Hai?
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Jatt Ladka Sex Karne Ke Baad Callgirl (Randi) Se Puchta Hai Ladka: “Sex Mein Ladka Or Ladki Dono Ko Maja Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paisi Kyu Liye Jaate Hai?” Callgirl: “Arey Bevkoof, Charges Hamesha Outgoing Par Hi Lagte Hai Na Ki Incomin
Read More ..Let me kiss your lips
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :)
Read More ..What’s an average 6 inch long
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
Read More ..A junior needs a name
Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
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