Husband ne dost ko goli mar di.
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
Biwi ko dost k saath Bed pe dekh kar Husband ne dost ko goli mar di. Biwi boli apnay gussay ko Qaboo karo Warna aik din sabhi dosto se hath dho betho gay
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Read More ..What’s Nasbandi ?
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
What’s Nasbandi…….? Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi Jaate Ho Heera Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Phir Chodte Ho Randi Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…
Read More ..DIFFERENCE B/W BRA and BAR
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
DIFFERENCE B/W BRA and BAR Both words have same letters. Both r drinking zones. Both have restricted timing 4 opening n closing. Both make men crazy when open.
Read More ..He took me from a bar
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
He took me from a bar He took me in his car He took my top off He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Read More ..It’s too tight…
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Girl:It’s too tight Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly, Gal: Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal: It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Read More ..Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Read More ..What is “Nitrate” ?
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/=
Read More ..how is sex related to math
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
how is sex related to math? add two person and a bed subtract cloths divide the legs multiply the strokes and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
Read More ..A beautiful girl goes to Professor
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
Read More ..Let me kiss your lips
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice
Read More ..Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
Read More ..Adult SMS
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments
SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya? / B’V =aap ko aaya? / SHOHAR= bohat! / BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.
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