Archive for the Bollywood SMS Category

Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Aaj Didar Kal Yaar Parso Pyar Phir Ekrar Phir Intezar Phir Takrar Phir Darar Sari Mehnat Bekar Or Aakhir Me 1 Or Devdas At Beer Baar

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Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Boys Attitude! Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl If She Says Yes Then “Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A” If She Says No Then “Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”

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Watch New Movie Of Amir Khan

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Watch New Movie Of Amir Khan * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dekhi ? Aree Its Taare Mobile Par

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DON Free Hai To SMS Nahi Karte!

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Yaro Ki Yaari Pe Shaq Nahi Karte Jab DON Msg Bhejta Hai To Bak-Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan Karte Ho Jab DON Busy Hota Hai Ab Jab DON Free Hai To SMS Nahi Karte!

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A Very Difrnt Msg:

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

A Very Difrnt Msg: Which Of These Chracters Do U Think I Resemble Most? Taani In RNBDJ Geet In Jab We Mt Aaditi In Jand Tu Ya Jane Na Priyanka In DOSTANA Poo In KABI KHSHI KABI GHM Kalpana In GHAJNI Urmila In PYAR TUNEY KYA KIA Amrita R

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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Shahrukh Khan K Ghar Ka Fan Bahot Slow Hai? . . . Guess? Kaise . . Kyu Ki? Usay . . HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

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5 Crore Thukra Diye

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

5vi Pass Me SHAHRUKH Ne Mujh Se Puchha: Pakistan Me Aisa Kon Hai Jo 30 Din Me Ek Bar Nahata Hai? Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye: Magar Aap Ka Naam Nahi Bataya..

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Imran Hashmi Ki Niyat

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

[ Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy Maa: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!

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Sikandar Sanam Bana Don Ga.

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

(‘,’) <)(\_ // _!!_  // // [--] Yeh Hai Mera Danda Agar Msg Nhi Kya Toh Maar Maar K Ghajni2 Film K A Sikandar Sanam Bana Don Ga.

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Sultan Rahi:

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Sultan Rahi: Oey  Mere Darwaze De Agay POTI Kis Nay Kiti Aay…. Woay..??? . . . . . Mustafa Qureshi: Teez Aaye Thi Sohniya, Nikal Gai Thaa Kar Ky..;-)

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Song From Movie Machis…

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Song From Movie Machis… Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi… “Lo Karlo Baat.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi Tou Kamaal He Lagegi Na…”

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Agar Faraz “Don” Hota

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Agar Faraz “Don” Hota To Us Ka Shair Ye Hota. M*G/&? D;+¤¿Tp5 43@1 7? 16¿4 5?5! $/?Mj (Nga??? “Faraz” Faraz Ka Shair Parhna Mushkil Hi Nahi Na Mumkin Hai

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Indian Movie <3 IDIOTS>

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie <3 IDIOTS> Bcoz Us Main Aap Ko Nahi Liya Giya. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng Idiot Existing Today:-)

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Jahan Panah Tusi Great Ho,

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor B Aik Bar Yeh Kehti :- Jahan Panah Tusi Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo…..!

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The Most Deservng Idiot

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie <3 IDIOTS> Bcz Us Mai Apko Nahi Lia Gya. We All Protest Against This Bcz U R The Most Deservng Idiot ;-P

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Meera School Mein Eng.

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Meera School Mein Eng. Teacher Ki Job K Liye Gayi 1st Day Class Mein Gai Tou 1 Student Ne Pucha: Who R U ? Meera Ne Apna Intro Krwaty Huey Kaha “I Miss U” … =P Xd

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My Name Is MEERA

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Krta Ha Ek Aur New Movie. Guess What ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My Name Is MEERA And I Can Speak ENGLISH… ;->

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High Standard English..

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

High Standard English.. Journalist To Meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ? Meera : Wesay Tu I Like Vegetable Roll, Lekin… Hen Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hun…:D

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Devdas Of 2011

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

DEVDAS Of 2010.. Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do! Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do! Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do! Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey.. Maamu Ab To Hamari

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DABANG SMS:

Posted on September 24, 2011 | No Comments

DABANG SMS: Agr Tum Ne Hum Ka SMS Na Kiya To Hm Tmhare Mobile Me Itne Ched Krenge Ki Confujen Hojaoge K Charger Kahan Lagayen Or Earphone Kahan Chulbul Pandy.

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