Circuit Bhai Jail Ko
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
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Dhobi Ghat Bolay
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to? Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".
Read More ..Apun Dono ka Dosti
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
Apun Dono ka Dosti Ekdum Jhakas Hona Mangta Hy Jhakas Bole To... Apun Hira Tu Moti Apun Sabji Tu Roti Apun Pani Tu Tanki Apun Tarzan Tu Monkey
Read More ..Bolay To Apun
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Read More ..Aby Circuit Ye Bata
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments
MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka? . CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.
Read More ..Katrina Kaif Aur Meri Adat
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
Meri Or Katrina Ki 1 Adat Same Hai Guess What? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Na Main Usay MSG Karta Hu, Na Wo Mujhe MSG Karti Hai Attitude U Know!
Read More ..Imran Hashmi Ki Niyat
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy Maa: Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!
Read More ..Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No Comments
Agar “Dil” Ka Naam Anda(Egg) Hota To Films Ke Naam Aisey Hotey >Hum Anda De Chukey Sanam >Ye Anda Apka Hua >Hum Ap Ke Andey Mei Rehte Hain. >Ande Walay Dulhaniya Le Jayenge >Anda Jaley >Anday Bhi Tere Hum Bhi Tere
Read More ..Ye hai Basanti…!
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
<('.')> /"/ ./"L Ye hai Basanti Film SH0LAY ki Ab Ye Nachy Gi Nachi kya? Nahi? Ab Nachi? Nahi naachay gi pagal.. Yaad nahi Dharminder ne kya kaha tha! "Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat Nachna.
Read More ..Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He.
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Amir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai??? Simple Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He.
Read More ..Aamir Khan Ki Movie
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Wesay to Aamir Khan ki Har Movie Main Koi Na Koi Lesson Zaroor Hota Hai, . . Lakin 3 Idiots Main Usne Dunya ko Ek New Baat Batayi Hai. . . K . Engineers Bhi Delivery Karwa Saktay Hain.
Read More ..Once Amitabh Bachan and Pran
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of y
Read More ..Munna Abay Circuit Jaa
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Comments
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
Read More ..Most Romantic Dialogues of Bollywood Hindi Movies
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
“Babu moshai zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hain na main. Hum sab to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta “
Read More ..Management Lessons from 3 Idiots Movie
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No Comments
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.
Read More ..Bollywood SMS
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon! Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya; Man Tadapna – Tadpaana Bhool Gaya; Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai ! Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
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