Archive for the Boy vs Girl Category

My Dear U R The Flower

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

My Dear U R The Flower I Unable To Pluck But Still I Feel Ur Unique Fragrance Darling I Had Heaps Of Hopes About U.. & Thousands Of Snovy Dreams About U….

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Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Boy At Bus Stop 2 Girl: Dil Jigar Nazar Kya Hai Main To Teray Liye Jaan Bhe Dedo Girl: Wo To Deni He Paregi Q K Mera Bhai “MQM” Ka Unit Incharge Hai

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Main Fail Ho Jawonga

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

GIRL: Bus B Karo Ab! BOY: Kuch B Nahi Hota! GIRL: Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To? BOY: Kuch Nahi Hoga Bus Sedhi Raho Aur Thora Khol Kar Rakho! GIRL: Bus! Boht Ho Gya Ab Main Tmhein Aur Nahi Karny Doungi! BOY: Plz Thora Sa Aur Karny Do

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If I Climb Mount Everest?

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Boy To An Angry Girl: What Will You Give Me As A Reward If I Climb Mount Everest? Girl: A Push!

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Happy Ever After

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend : Will U Marry Me The Girl Said : NO Then … They Live … Happy Ever After

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Thankx 4 The Compliment Darling

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Girl To Her Boy Friend : Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends … !!! Boy : Thankx For The Compliment Darling …

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Larke Ka Akhri Pyaar

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Ek Larka Tab Khush Qismat Jana Jata Ha Jab Wo Kisi Larki Ka Pehla Pyar Hota Hai! Or 1 Larki Tab Khush Qismat Jani Jati Hai Jab Wo Kisi Larke Ka Akhri Pyar Ho!

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Apni Naak Saaf Kar Lo

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Aik Lerki Apny Boy Friend K Sath New Carr Main Long Drive Par Ja Rahi Thi Achanak Larki Kehnay Lagi: Suno ! Kia Tum Aik Haath Se Garri Chala Saktay Ho ? Kioon Nahi….. Larkay Ne Bare Fakher Se Garden Akraaii… Larki Ne Aahista Se Kaha: To P

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Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Larka: Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain Larki: Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye? Larka: Aaye Thay, School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye…

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Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Larki: Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho Larka : Kamini Zaleel I Love U Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!

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Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamlay Samait

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

::ARZ KIYA HAI:: Mathay Par Lahu Sir Par Reit Wah Wah ! Mathay Par Lahu Sir Pr Reit Kyun Ke Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamlay Samait Wah Wah Wah

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Boys Like Big Balls

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful..

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I Love Kehne Ki Jaga

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Boy 1: Yar Larki Ko “I Love U” Kehne Ki Sabse Achi Jaga Kon C He? Boy 2: Faisal Masjid. Boy 1: Q? Boy 2: Q K Wahan Larkian Chappal K Bagair Aayi Hoti Hein.

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Why Are You Looking So Ugly

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Boy: Dress Super Girl: Thanks Boy: Lipstik Also Super Girl: Thanks Boy: Makeup Also Done Very Nicely Girl: Thanks Brother. Boy: Then Why Are You Looking So Ugly

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FM Radio Chahiye

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare Hansi Mazaq Karey Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye Boy: Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

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Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Posted on September 28, 2011 | No Comments

Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam Kya Hai Waiter: Yeh Ali Shahb Hain Girl: Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay? Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai Moral: Dunia S

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Shadi Ke Baad

Posted on September 27, 2011 | No Comments

Boy: Tum Shadi Ke Baad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi Girl: Arey Nahin Main Aisi Larki Nahin Hoon Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena

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Kutta No 5 Calling

Posted on September 27, 2011 | No Comments

Ek Boy Girlfriend Se Milne Aya, Wo Chai Bnane Chale Gai.. Girlfriend Ka Mobile Sofy Pr Dekh Kr Boy Ne Socha K Mera Numbr Kis Naam Pr Save Kiya Ho Ga? Dear, Sweet Ya Janu.. Jub Us Ne Miss Bell Di To Screen Py Aa Rha Tha K.. “Kutta

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Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe

Posted on September 27, 2011 | No Comments

Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha To Wo Garam Thi Maine Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki Nishani Hai Usne Hans Kar Kaha: “Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe”

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Me Tme Janti B Nai..!

Posted on September 27, 2011 | No Comments

Boy: Tmra Nam Kya Hai? Girl: Q Btao? Me Tme Janti B Nai..! Boy: Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari Me Betha Ra Hun! Girl: NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr Wo Smne Wali Gali Me Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera Ghr Hai 32/B, Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami

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