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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Mother:Larka pasand aya, Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.
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It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. april fool
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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”
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Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one… It’s keeping ur mouth shut. But I like the way U think!
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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->
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By “double meaning or misleading sms” we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of. Enjoy reading & rating our misleading sms messages collection
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True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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I never forget my sincere friends when i see some faults in them i keep patient & just realize that . . . . “ab har koi meri terha perfect tou nahi ho sakta na”
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My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
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Always start your day with a lot of… S.E.X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
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Kabhi Kabhi Maray Dil Main Khyal Atta Hay k Hath Ma pakra ho Ankhain chamak rahi hon Dil main tara khyal ho koi be pass na ho or tuj pay . . . . . . . . . . . . wo . . . . . . Ghazal Likhoon k wo magzine may shaya ho jay.
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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai:D
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Garmi se Bachnay ka Tareeqa…. . . . . Agar aapko pata chalay to mujhe bhi bata dena…
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Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up & Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass
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if u don’t mind plz count thess stars Copyright www.lovelysms.com * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ********** ** *********** app ki tadeyet to teek hai na? din ko tare ginne lage
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Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: what? Boy: your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: what? Girl: your bike..;-)
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Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a … …nice drink… PEPSI
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