Archive for the Exams SMS Category

Just when we sit down to study

Posted on March 4, 2011 | No Comments

DAMN TRUE: Just when we sit down to study, everything else on earth gets so interesting Even just starring at the wall...

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Asking Others Kuch Parha Kya

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

7 things Students do during Exams preparation: 1) Sleeping. 2) Eating. 3) Sms. 4) Watch Movies. 5) Chat with Friendz. 6) Dream Of Touching Books. 7) Asking Others "Kuch Parha Kya"..

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Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.

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I drink tv while watching c0ffee

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

I drink tv while watching c0ffee I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple C0nfused? Inshort I m a studnt & my exams r near

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Jab paper ho out of cntrol.

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

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A student grabbed a coin

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

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Be proud 2 be an ENGINEER

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

4 saal, 8 ladai(sem) 40 Dushman(paper) 32 tanks(lab) 64 grand(ext & int) 16 goli(mid sem) aur 1 akela janbaaz... be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

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Uski nazar mari taraf thi

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

Uski nazar mari taraf thi, Meri uski taraf thi.. Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi.. Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha.. Do no uljan me baithe the.. Aur…………. Exam khatam………………

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A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well ! But A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says: "Abey Kitna Likhega? Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn"

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Hum jeete ik bar hain

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

Hum jeete ik bar hain marte ik bar hain pyar v ik bar karte hain shaadi v ik bar karte hain ti fir ye EXAM bar bar Q? jago student jago!

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When Alchohol is consumed

Posted on March 3, 2011 | No Comments

When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out... So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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Dhoondo SAALE ko Mil k marenge

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

AEROPLANE: Wright brothrs CYCLE: Macmillan TELEPHONE: Graham Bell TELESCOPE: Galileo EXAMS:?? Dhoondo SAALE ko! Mil k marenge!

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It is time 4 EXAMINATION

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

It is time 4 EXAMINATION.. study with CONCENTRATION., English with PUNCTUATION... Maths with CALCULATION.. Biology with CLASSIFICATION.. Chemistry with COMBINATION.. Now where is time 4 RELAXATION.

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Question paper dekha to yeh

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum

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Why engineers dont study whol year

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam? Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi, mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

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If u have any doubt u can ask me.

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me.. Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?

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Upcoming Horror Movies

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Upcoming Horror Movies Exam Ka Khouf Tarapta Student Shaitani Books Result Wala Jin Neend Ki Mout Pyasa Examiner Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

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Zindgi ka rukh mod denge

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Zindgi ka rukh mod denge Sari bandishe tod denge Ye exam Jese-tese nikl jae Yar Next exam me to pakka record tod denge.

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Was the first to invent the exams

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

Got it...mil gaya kamina... HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN was the first to invent the exams... 4WARD to all students!

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If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult

Posted on February 25, 2011 | No Comments

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult. If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper, it is ur achievement...HAPPY EXams Days.

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