Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
You may meet people
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing i can say to you
I will always be there for you when they all leave you…
To kick you at your back and say
“Better than me, no way”
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Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi
Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi
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Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
Sms karenge tumhe bari bari,
Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari,
Yeh sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari.
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Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
Kya leker aye the?
Kya leker jaoge?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…
Heaven mein bangla banaoge?
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Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
You may meet people,
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing I can say to you,
I’ll always be there for you
When they all leave you,
To kick you at your back and say
Better than me, no way!
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Posted on December 22, 2010 | No Comments
Yeh maat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Aagar dost bankar raas na aaye,
Toh BHOOT bankar daraenge tumhe.
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?”
“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Abay khajoor…
Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….
Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…
Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Name:Don
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!!
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Year sms charges:
1995 - 5Rs
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1996 - 4Rs
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1997 -3Rs
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2000 - 2Rs
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2003 - 1Re
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2006 - 50Ps
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2008 - Free
Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya,
Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge?
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Aap ki chal mor jaisi,
Aawaz koyal jaisi,
Diamag lomdi jaisa,
Gussa sher jaisa,
Eyes hiran jaisi,
Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisai be hoti
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha,
Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
3 dost kallu, billu, aur ulloo
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Posted on October 9, 2010 | No Comments
Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo..
1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako.
2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku.
3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.
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Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
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