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Merey yahoo Ki Window Main Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai, Merey yahoo Ki Window Main Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai, Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Ga
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2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool…..!
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If dentists make films, d names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
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Pad likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !! So enjoY!!
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Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain…
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AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu 1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo paani 1dum thanda hoga aur ‘THANDA MATLAB’ Coca-Cola
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Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye. U don’t worry u don’t cry U just thank God that cows do not fly….
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Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai? Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.
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Bas!! mujhse aur nahi hoga.. Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? maine apko kiya na..!! chalo ab ap karo… karo na… I m excited…. Karo na… SMS
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Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko Par jaane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi poochha karti thi Yeh ON
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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
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ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye, hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….
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Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……! Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……! Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…! Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….! Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.
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Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha aur bola…….. MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
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pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein, agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein, teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein, aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.
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