Jab AAp Ke Saath………
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega , tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Read More ..Archive for the Funny sms Category
Lehar Aati Hai
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
Read More ..Par Jo Bhi Ho
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
Read More ..Najre Jhuki To
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
Read More ..Mubarak Ho Aapko Nayi Subhah
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
Read More ..Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.
Read More ..Aur Kitna Intezar Karu
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Read More ..Andhe Ke Hath Me
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Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”, Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”, AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Read More ..Aankhe Nam Hai
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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..
Read More ..Mandir Mein
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
Read More ..Amiri Ke Khwab
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Read More ..Tum Paas Hote To
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Read More ..Dil K Dard
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Read More ..Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Read More ..Mere Marne Ke Baad
Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
Read More ..Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimtey
Read More ..Paro Ne Di Devdas Ko Muskan
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Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan, Paro ne di devdas ko muskan, Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan, Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.
Read More ..Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,
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Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi, To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi, To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi Agar Hamara Picha Karogi, To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi
Read More ..Aur Khuda Tujh Se Puchhe
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Khud ko kar buland itna, Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche, Aur khuda tujh se puchhe, Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.
Read More ..Tumko Dekha Toh
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Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya, Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya, Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….
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