Archive for the Funny sms Category

Jab AAp Ke Saath………

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega , tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko , jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Lehar Aati Hai

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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Par Jo Bhi Ho

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

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Najre Jhuki To

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

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Mubarak Ho Aapko Nayi Subhah

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning

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Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me.

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Aur Kitna Intezar Karu

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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Andhe Ke Hath Me

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”, Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”, AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

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Aankhe Nam Hai

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..

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Mandir Mein

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Amiri Ke Khwab

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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Tum Paas Hote To

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Dil K Dard

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Wo To Hamare Na Ho Sake

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

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Mere Marne Ke Baad

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana… agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

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Jab Se Begum Ne Mujhe

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer aur ab Chimtey

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Paro Ne Di Devdas Ko Muskan

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan, Paro ne di devdas ko muskan, Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan, Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.

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Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi, To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi, To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi Agar Hamara Picha Karogi, To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi

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Aur Khuda Tujh Se Puchhe

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Khud ko kar buland itna, Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche, Aur khuda tujh se puchhe, Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.

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Tumko Dekha Toh

Posted on August 4, 2011 | No Comments

Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya, Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya, Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….

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