Kash Mere
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile, Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile
Read More ..Archive for the Funny sms Category
Woh Jab Chalti Hai To
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..
Read More ..Common Lines After People Get Drunk…
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1.       Tu Mera bhai hai…  2.       Gaadi mai Chalunga…  3.       Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…  4.       Tu bura mat manana bhai
Read More ..Peter Piper
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Read More ..A Tudor
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A Tudor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
Read More ..A Bitter Biting Bittern
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: “I”m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
Read More ..Mr. See Owned A Saw.
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Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw, See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw.
Read More ..Ruby Rugby”s Brother
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Ruby Rugby”s brother bought and brought her back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers
Read More ..My Dame Hath
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My dame hath a lame tame crane, My dame hath a crane that is lame
Read More ..Three Gray Geese
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Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass
Read More ..On A Light Night
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You”ve no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light”s light”s a slight light, And tonight”s a night that”s light. When a night”s light, like tonight”s light, It is really not quite right To light
Read More ..Choose The Shoes
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f Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Read More ..I Thought
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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought I thought I thought
Read More ..Life Ki Ringtone
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Gam ko karo delete, Khushi ko karo save, Rishto ko karo recharge, Dosti ko karo download, Dushmani ko karo erase, Such ko karo broadcast, Jhoot ko karo switch off, Tension ko karo not reachable, Pyar ki karo incoming on, Na
Read More ..Kya Yeh Ramu Naam Hai Tumhara?
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hum to masgul the apne ghum ki tanhaiyon mai muddat badh hume kisi na pukara chalte chalte hum thodi der soche lage ramu kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara
Read More ..Kya Pyaar Karna Paap Hai?
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Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
Read More ..Tum Kya Jano
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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai. Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai. Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai
Read More ..Isliye Apko
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Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai … Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai… Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai… Isliye apko Kutta katega
Read More ..Sitaron Mein
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Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Read More ..Woh To Humhe Naa Mili……..
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Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili…….. ……… . Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!
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