Archive for the Hindi and Indian SMS Category

Tera Kia Hoga Kalia

Posted on September 20, 2010 | No Comments

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai. Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho. Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

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Ap ki 5 khobian…

Posted on September 20, 2010 | No Comments

Ap ki 5 khobian… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….

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Qayamat kab aayegi?

Posted on September 20, 2010 | No Comments

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi? Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga

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Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti

Posted on September 20, 2010 | No Comments

Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya, Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti, Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya

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Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he

Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments

Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he, koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai, maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

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Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna

Posted on September 14, 2010 | No Comments

Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna, har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna, dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe, toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

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orange ka juice….

Posted on August 2, 2010 | No Comments

orange ka juice....... mera dost kanjus... .aam ka achar....hamesha bahane tayar ........ anjeer ka roll.. na kare call.. bahane hai easy....kethe hai i am busy..

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jisake dil me sirf apke liye pyar ho.

Posted on August 2, 2010 | No Comments

Usake liye Jeena seekho, Jo Apke liye marne ko taiyar ho, Aur use humesa khush rakho, jisake dil me sirf apke liye pyar ho.

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Hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar

Posted on August 2, 2010 | No Comments

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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Ek Ganda Msg Sunao

Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..? Aik Larka Hota Hai.. . . . . Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai.. . . . . aur ho jata h......... . . . GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .

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sach or veham mae kia ferk hai

Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments

Teacher: sach or veham mae kia ferk hai? student: Aap jo hum ko padha  rhi hain wo sach hai lakin Hum padh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

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Aap ki 5 khobian…

Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments

Ap ki 5 khobian… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti…

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Aap ki 5 khobian…

Posted on July 7, 2010 | No Comments

Aap ki 5 khobian… 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

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Hindi and Indian SMS

Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments

Prayer of Bachelors- Radhe Radhe, Kudi fasade, Hare murari hove Kunwari, Jai Hanumaan di, hove mere haan di, Waheguru ji da khalsa, Ek sohni Kuri di lalsa.

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