Archive for the Indecent Hindi SMS Category

Guzara Nahi Hota

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota, inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota, Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero, Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

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Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate..

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Kal Ko Milne

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do, Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do, Apni khushiyan smait lo jana, Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

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Aj Rotha Howa

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

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Hansi Ne Labon Pe

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

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Wada Karo

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

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Dil Dukha K Bat Karo.

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo raat ko din bana k bat karo ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

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Akhela Chor Dena

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai Ke tum ik Din Jud

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Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Main Bewakoof Hoon! Main Bewakoof Hoon! Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai, I Know U R Bewakoof, Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

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ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO, LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO , WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR, BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.

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What Do You Say?

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? Kisi Ka Ho Jana? Ya Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena? What Do You Say? Reply With Solid Reason.

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Agar Pyar Kia H To………………

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya Machli Paani Nh Chor Sakti, or Parinda Paani Me Nh Ja Sakta. Wo Kaise Milenge? Agar Pyar Kia H To BataO.?plz mus reply

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Sawal:

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Suna he Ap bohot Intelligent hain? To is Sawal ka Jawab den Sawal: Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me A, E, I, O, U na ata ho. YOUR CHALANGE .DOST. Jaldi say batawo..

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Aapki Yaadme

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Aapki Yaadme Maine Kalam Uthayi, Liya Kagaz Aur Tasvir Aapki Banayi, Socha Tha Dilse Lagake Rakhun Par Wo To Bachon Koi Darane Ke Kaam Aayi…

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Dil Se Tera Khayal

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…

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Har Gali Har Deewar Par Apka Name Likha Hai

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai. Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai, Oper talash-e-gumshuda or Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

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Hey Dear Kaha Ho

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Hum Apko………….

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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Koi Acha Teacher

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy! Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.

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Neechay To Aisey Dekh Rahe Ho

Posted on August 9, 2011 | No Comments

Love inspires Envy. Envy endangers Spite. Spite spawns Fallacies. Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…

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