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1980 Gals: Maa main jeans

Posted on December 18, 2010 | No Comments

1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? .. 2006 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi woman: Pehan le beti kuch toh pehan le!!!

A old woman calling her

Posted on December 18, 2010 | No Comments

A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil , 1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain. Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne na

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy

Posted on December 18, 2010 | No Comments

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye. Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy. Lady: Yhi tou problem hy. Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

Q:My wife is going

Posted on December 18, 2010 | No Comments

Q:My wife is going through menopause. What can I do? A:Keep busy.If your handy with tools,you can finish the basement or shed; when your done you will hav a place to live.

A girl in a book shop.

Posted on December 14, 2010 | No Comments

A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled. "Wonen The Perfect Intelligence" ?. Sales man : "The comedy section is on the left side".

For Years Men & Women

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

For Years Men & Women Have Argued That What Is More Painful: Being Kicked Between The Legs Or Giving Birth? Put It This Way! After A Couple's First Child, A Woman Will Usually Say: "Let's Have A Baby Again!" But . . . U Won't Find A...

You can do almost anything you put your mind to …

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

You can do almost anything you put your mind to … You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak … Be a doctor or fly a plane You can face adversity and still walk tall. You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than

Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without u, Only U can complete this world… Happy Women’s Day

The willingness to listen

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there…. that is the beauty of a lady! Happy Women’s Day!

Women are diff’rent frm men

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

Women are diff’rent frm men: *Dey look gud in skirts or shorts! *Der’s “Women’s Day,” but no “Men’s Day.” *Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can’t. *Women can cry n still look good. *When men cry, they look like dorks.

Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

Lady: Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee. Wakil: Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei. Lady: Yh he to prob hei. Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

Maa main jeans pehanogi Maa

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? .. 2006 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi woman: Pehan le beti kuch toh pehan le!!!

A old woman calling her Husband

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil , 1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain. Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam

Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye. Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy. Lady: Yhi tou problem hy. Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy

Each indian women iz

Posted on October 13, 2010 | No Comments

Each indian women iz "ranii laxmee bai" Be 4 marriage 'ranii' After few yrs of marriage 'laxmee' n after kids born she iz just 'bai'