Archive for the Insult SMS Category

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha. Bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bho bhow bho bho bho haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.--)

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Rahul Mahajans status on Facebook

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Rahul Mahajan's status on Facebook. Give me some sunshine, Give me some rain, Now give me another wife, That I can beat up once again !

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Boy I like your teeth very much.

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

An insult...... Boy:- I like your teeth very much. Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why? Boy: coz "Yellow" is my favourite color.

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Aapke karib he to duniya bhar

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein ...aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko... kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein

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Jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain

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Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Animals ki khasiyat bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar aap Plz ab Aage na padna Maan jao plz mt padho . . Gadha-wahi krta h jis kam ko mana karo.;)

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Tum duniya k un chandh insano

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? K . Kash Us din “main jaldi sojata”

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Ink is red sky is blue a friend like u

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo. dont get angry,u will find me too not in a cage but laughing at u.

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Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds.

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

SMILE PLS:-) :-) today Is MMS Day.. MMS Means-MAKE MONKEYS SMILE. I Did My Job! Nw U Send 2 Al Ur MONKEY Frnds. Stop Jumpin!..Start Sending.

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Actually I want to kill you

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Actually I want to kill you, Becoz u are Not Messaging me. Y BUT I can't, According to Section 340/B/Wildlife act Killing Monkeys is a crime.

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A mega brain sale in U.S.A.

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

A mega brain sale in U.S.A. Newton's- Rs300 Edison's- Rs500 A.Kalam's- Rs700 & Ur brain- Rs25,000 ! Bcoz it's fresh nd never used before...!

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New Generations Way To Insult

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

New Generation's Way To Insult.. A Boy To A Rude Gal If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide.. I Will Jump From Your Ego Level...

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Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi or Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi..

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All huMan beings have 5 senses

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

All huMan beings have 5 senses. In rare soMe have 6th senses. But u r d special gift of GOD Only u have 7th sense "NON-SENSE"

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Achha Ek Bat Batao

Posted on April 6, 2011 | No Comments

Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai? Koi Jaldi nhi Hai Mehsus karke Bata Dena!

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