Sawa Paanch Rupya De De.
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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
Read More ..Archive for the Joke SMS Category
Agar Main Mar Jaun To
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Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge? Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….
Read More ..AisiRingtone Hoti Jise
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Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Pati: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta….
Read More ..Shadi Ke Pehle
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Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they, ab kyun nahi dete? Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!
Read More ..Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hai?
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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai? Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai, aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!
Read More ..Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan
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Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…
Read More ..Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!
Read More ..Koi Achi Si Saja
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Koi achi si saja do mujhko chalo bhula do mujhko. Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.
Read More ..Sache Dil Se
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Sache dil se karo fariyaad to Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai. Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.
Read More ..Ek Lamha
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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai. Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne par yeh kaash kaash hi reh jata hai.
Read More ..Ishq Aisa Karo Ki
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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye. pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.
Read More ..Behte Aashkon Ki
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Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti. Mile jo pyar to kadar karna kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
Read More ..Is Dil Ka Ik Arman Hai
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Is dil ka ik arman hai ik chand me hmari jaan hai. Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai Par milna kahan aasan hai. Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain arr Vo ik aasman hai
Read More ..Unki Ek Yaad
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Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai. aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.
Read More ..Girl’s Father-
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Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun
Read More ..Fresh Flowers
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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking at ur window to say u Good morning Have nice day. `
Read More ..Tanhai Ki Gehraion Mein
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Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye. Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
Read More ..Sardar Saying To His Friend
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a
Read More ..Sardars Friend
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi? Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
Read More ..Ek Sardar
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha…… Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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