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When I Wake Up

Posted on July 19, 2011 | No Comments

Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the last kiss I never forget it.

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My Love

Posted on July 19, 2011 | No Comments

My Love For You Grows More With Each Passing Day, The Thought Of Your Gorgeous Face Takes My Breath Away: Those Brown Eyes Fill My Soul With Happiness, Those Luscious Lips I Love To Kiss.

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Aur Ek Aap Hai

Posted on July 19, 2011 | No Comments

Kiss kisi ki mahfil main, Kiss kisi kiss kisi ko kiss kiya. Ek hum hai jis ne her kiss ko miss kiya, Aur ek aap hai jis ne her miss ko kiss kiya…

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Teachers Ki Dushmani

Posted on July 19, 2011 | No Comments

Papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar…

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Kuch To Hua Hai

Posted on July 19, 2011 | No Comments

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha..

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Exams Ke Din

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha..

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Chuloo Bhar Number

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Kya Rakha He

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Kya rakha he padhai me, Kyu bar-bar dohrate ho , Jab nursury se hi padhna he to kyo aage ki kitab uthate ho…

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Exams Ka Saya

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

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Mauka Khoobsurat

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Koi kahe isse Jadu ki Jhappi, Koi kahe isse pyar.. Mauka khoobsurat, Aa Gale Lagja mere yaar.. Happy Hug Day ! Bole toh Hug Day Mubarak !

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Ladki Ko Patane K Liye

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Ladki ko patane k liye use jyda se jyda sms se baat karo aur usse wo bate karo jo use pasand ho dekhna ladki aap ki taraf khichi chali aayegi…

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Why Do We All Marry?

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Marriage Is Like

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighborhood table n wish you”d ordered that…..

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“Yes Dear”

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”

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“Wife Wanted”

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

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What Is Marriage?…..

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

What is marriage?….. Do dilon ka bandhan….. Do atmaon ka milan……. Do bhabnaon ka sammilan…. Do insan ki dhadkan…

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What Is MOHABBAT?

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

What is MOHABBAT? MOHABBAT is M, mot. O, oljhan. H, harna. A, aansu. B, bewafai. B, barbadi. A, andhera. T, tanhai. So friendship is always better than Love?

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I’m Falling In Love. ..

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Boyfriend: I’m falling in love. ..

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Unki Meethi Avaz Mein

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao All out lagao machar bhagao…

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Maine Pucha

Posted on July 18, 2011 | No Comments

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho. Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

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