teacher kisses ko
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Teacher: 'Kisses' Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..
Read More ..Archive for the Naughty SMS Category
Govrment ny aeilan kya
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k 5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy. sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon. Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy? wife! jisky thy wo lygya...
Read More ..nargis koi mamoli larki nahi
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Nargis koi mamoli larki nahi Us ne Multan se Matirc kia karachi se F.A kia Faisalabad se B.A kia Islamabad se M.A kia Fir ala taleem k liye 10 sall apni nani k pass Hira mandi rahein Wo humhari Qom ka sirmaya hai Us ko izat se milen or
Read More ..2008 ka sabse zalil
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
2008 ka sabse zalil sms Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna... Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
Read More ..eik piyari si surat
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Eik Piyari Si Surat, Eik Masoom Sa Chehra, Thodi Shahrarat, Thodi Mohabbat, Thodi Masti, Thoda Maza, Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
Read More ..1st Boss Tumne Us Larki
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di? 2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi 1st:Wo Kese? 2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
Read More ..Sikh kal koi meri biwi
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
Read More ..larki dad mei maa
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..! Dady- Battamiz Besharam..! Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
Read More ..Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata?
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? ? ? Jab koi ladki shadi se pahale pregnant ho aur uski maa bole”hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”..
Read More ..Amitabh bachan in KBC
Posted on October 15, 2010 | No Comments
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee . What is the colour of your wifes underwear? . Option 1 : White . Option 2 : Grey . Option 3 : Black . Option 4 : Blue . Sardar jee :…… Can i phone a friend?
Read More ..Most Yucking SMS
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
Most Yucking ! . . . . . . . BOY while kissing his GF– Thank u BABY for giving yours chewing gum…. GF : its not chewing gum my LOVE, I am suffering from COUGH…
Read More ..Lovers r outgoing calls
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
Wives r incoming calls, . Lovers r outgoing calls, . Aunties r Toll-free calls, . . . . Callgirls r Roaming calls, . Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Read More ..where is the p
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
school starts - boy - can i go to the toilet teacher - say the alphabet first so he says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z Teacher: where’s the p Boy : halfway down my leg
Read More ..1 Admi Pepsi Se Poti Dho Raha Tha
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
1 Admi Pepsi Se Poti Dho Raha Tha. . . 2nd Admi: Oey Ye Kya Kar Raha hai? . Pani Se Dho Na? . . . . . Admi: “Kis Nay Kaha Tha Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do?”
Read More ..how aid spreads
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
Sir walked up to the Hottest Girl in the class and kissed her. Then he addressed the class said : See students AIDS does not spread by kissing. Students: Sir, . . . . Please show us how it spreads.
Read More ..I luv the way it rubs against
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in out up down, can’t wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
Read More ..PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
English Shayari: PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY . . . PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY . . . . . . . . . . KISSING THEM are the Boy’s DUTY
Read More ..who say we hate Mathematics
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
S*x is like Maths. . . . ADD d bed SUBTRACT d lights . . . MINUS d clothes BRING DOWN d underwear DIVIDE d legs get ready 2 MULTIPY who say we hate Mathematics??
Read More ..Definition of a “Adult”
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
Definition of a “Adult” . . . . …… ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Read More ..Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No Comments
QuestiOn Of The Year… . . Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai… . . To Mohabbat Main……………. Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez Kiun..?
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