Pathan To Friend
Posted on September 3, 2011 | No Comments
Pthan: Yaar Mai 2 Mushkilon Mai Phans Gia Hon Friend: Wo Kon si Pathan: BV Makeup Karay To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht OR Na Karay To BV Naqabil e Brdasht
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Pathan To Wife
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PATHAN: Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha \ / | | /(.”.)\ Wife: Tum drakht par Q latka hai? Pthan: Sar drd ki goli kaai thi kahin pait me na chli jae
Read More ..Sardar To Pathan
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Sardar to pathan! yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka darwaza q band hota hai? pathan” kafi dair sochny k bad. yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.
Read More ..Teacher Pathan Studnt Se
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Teacher Pathan Studnt se: batao pakistan ka jhanda sab se pahlay kahan lagaya gaya, Pathan: Danday me (‘,’)/ <)) _/\_Oe hoye pathan k pass bhi dimagh hai.
Read More ..1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman
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1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha PATHAN B Usy Dehaan Se Dekhne Laga Achanak 1 Tara Toota PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya: “Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
Read More ..Pathan Ko 1 Chragh Mila
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Pathan ko raste mein 1 chragh mila. Utha k saaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha k wo uski 3 wishes puri karega. Pathan: Humko aisa Naswar do jo khatam na ho. 1 dum 1 naswar ka packet agaya. Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aagai.
Read More ..PATHAN England Mein Khana Khany Gaya
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PATHAN: England mein khana khany gaya Wo MURGHI khana chahta tha lakin English mein murghi ka naam bhol gaya Waiter: Wt do u want? PATHAN: EGG’s MOTHER Plz.
Read More ..Mobilink Compny Me Job
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Pathan: Mobilink compny me job lenay geya Pehlay hi sawal k jawab par use mar mar kr bhaga dia geya Swal tha: Sab sy mashoor Network kis ka hay? Pthan: AL-QaiDa ka
Read More ..Doctor to Pathan
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Pathan 1 Saal K Bemar Bache Ko Hospital Le Kar Geya Doctor: Is ko Koi Ulti Sidhi Cheez To Nahi Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal Bohat Ro Rha Tha To 1 Chutki Naswar khilai thi
Read More ..Pathan Cycle ka Break
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Pathan Cycle ka Break Haath me Lekar Naach Raha tha , 2nd Khan,”O Kocha Ye Kya karta hay.? Pathan, ‘BREAK DANCE’s
Read More ..Pathan Proposed a Girl With Romantic Poetry
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Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry. “Bakra mar geya larai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me. Pani me machar tair nahi sakta Ye Khan tere bin reh nahi sakta. Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan I am not terorrist,My name is khan.
Read More ..T.V Reporter to Pathan
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T.V Reporter to Pathan Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai? Pathan: Katreena Kareena Pretty Priyanka Amisha Reporter: Sabse Ziada? Pathan: Shahid Kapoor
Read More ..Agar PATHAN Bewaqoof Hote Hein To
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Dear friends! Agar PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to: 1 bewaqo0f pakistan ka phla prime minister “LIAQAT ALI KHAN” na hota. 1 bewqo0f cricket world cup jetne wali team ka captain “IMRAN KHAN” or “YOUNAS KHAN” na hota. 1 bewaqo0f
Read More ..Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya
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Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He? Pathan: Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.
Read More ..Dost Pathan Se
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Dost pathan se: “tum to aaj doctor ke pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?” Pathan: “yara ham kal jaey ga, aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai.
Read More ..Pathan Ne Oxford Univrsty Mein Top Kia
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Pathan ne Oxford univrsty mein top kia Media: “agay kya karna chahtay ho? Pathan: “Bachpan se 1 hi Khuwab hai k ham apna Lunday ki dukaan kholay ga”
Read More ..1 Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai
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1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusy me apny bap ki tasveer uthai aur Kabrstan me latka di, Aur Neechy likh dia ? “coming soon”.
Read More ..Pathan Ghussey Me Bola
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Pathan K mobile p raat 2 baje phone aya “Aap So to nahi rahy thy” Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har pathan chowkidaar ho”
Read More ..Football Ko Laat Kyun Mar Rahy Hain
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Pathan: Itne sary Log Football ko Laat kyun mar rahy hain?? Admi: Goal krne k liye, Pathan:Gol hi to hai or kitna Gol karein gay.
Read More ..Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib
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1 pathan bhari bus mai ek lrki se touch ho raha tha…. Larki: Excuse me khan sahib , aap acha nahi kr rahy… pathan: itne rush mai is se acha nahi ho skta.
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