Pakistan Meanz
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Pakistan Meanz P-Pistol A-Atom Bomb K-Khud Kash Hamla I-Ilm Ki Kami S-Sarkon Pe Pani T-Trafic Jam A-Awam’s Sleeping N-No Response Yahi Hai Pakistan
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Parvez Musharraf Khudkash Hamley Main Halaak..
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Breaking News! (Peshawar) Sadar-E-Pakistan Parvez Musharraf Khudkash Hamley Main Halaak.. Honay Walon Ko 3,3 Lakh Ka Cheque Den Gay
Read More ..Amazing History Of 27 Dec
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27 Dec 2004 Tsunami Aaya 27 Dec 2006 Saddam Faasi Lagi 27 Dec 2007 Benazir Bhutto Murdered….
Read More ..Aik Mohib Watan Pakistani Ki Awaz
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Andhi Machani Hai Pakistani Ki Leyee To PPP Main Jao Pakistan Ko Naqabil Taskhir Banana Hai To PML (N) Mai Jao Aman Ki Asoloo Ko Apnana Hai To ANP Mai Jao Khidmat Khalq Ka Jazba Ho To Tehrek-E-Insaf Mai Jao Munafiq/Jotha/Kamina Bana Hai To MMA Ma
Read More ..Ek Nkhra Tot Gya Bush Ka Mu Toot Gya
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Benazir Ko Goli Lgi Bkhtawar Asfa Rone Lgi Rote Rote Bhok Lgi Khale Bilawal Mom Phli Mom Phli Me Dana Nhi Zrdari Tmhara Papa Nhi Pnjab Wale Bche Musharf Bhai Sache Sache Sche Jayenge Shekh Rashid Ki Dulhan Layenge Conda Leza Kali, So Nkhro
Read More ..Quaid-E-Azam Ne Farmaya
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Barish Barsi Pani Aaya Musharraf Ne Dhol Bajaya Nawaz Sharif Ne Gana Gaya Altaf Ne Thumka Lagaya Quaid-E-Azam Ne Farmaya “Aashiq Banaya Aashiq Banaya “
Read More ..Pakistan Se Zinda Bhag
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Aaj Kal Pakistan Ka Halaat Ki Wajah Se ….. “Pakistan Zindabad” Ka Naara Tabdeel Ho Geya Hai!!!! New Naara Yeh Hai….. “Pakistan Se Zinda Bhag”
Read More ..Bhutto Tera Naam Rahega
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Punjab Ke Beti Benazir Surhad Ke Beti Benazir Sindh Ke Beti Benazir Balouchistan Ke Beti Benazir Jub Tak Dunya Qayim Rahege Bhutto Tera Naam Rahega
Read More ..Geo Musharraf
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A Man Goes For Fishing Catches A Big Fish Comes Home And Asks His Wife To Cook The Fish Wife Says She Can’t As There Is No Gas No Electricity No Atta And No Cooking Oil To Fry It In Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back In The River Fish Come
Read More ..Poor People Of Pakistan
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Film “Destroy Pakistan” Hero: President Bush Heroine: Musharraf Villain: Sharif,Imran,Qazi Scripted In: U.S.A Shooted In: Pakistan Chracters: Actor: Asif Zardari Friendly Appearance: Saudi King Comedian: Sheikh Ra
Read More ..If MQM Goes To Jannat
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If MQM Goes To Jannat The News Will Be: 25 Jannati Gun Point Per Mobile Se Mehroom Aj 20 Hooron Ki Choriyan Utrwa Li Gayen Horeain Dehshat Zada 17 Farishton Se Sharab-E-Tahoor Zabardasti Cheen Li Gayi Bhatta Na Dene Per Jannat Ka Darogha Qat
Read More ..Benazir Ney Bila Pala
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Benazir Ney Bila Pala Moti Moti Ankhoon Wala Lambi Lambi Mucho Wala Mehlon Mai Wo Rahta Tha English Wine Peta Tha Khata Tha Wo Sonf Supari Naam Hai Uska Asif Zardari
Read More ..Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..
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Bush Sardar Se: Kya Tumhe Swimming Ati Hai? Sardar: No Bush: Tumse Kuta Acha Hai Sardar: Tumhe Ati Hai? Bush: Yes Sardar: Kutay Or Tum Main Farak Kya Hai..
Read More ..Dil Main He Mere Dard-E-Bhutto
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Dil Main He Mere Dard-E-Bhutto “Dard-E-Bhutto” “Dard-E-Bhutto” Wo Hasina Wo Nilam Pari Hui Thi Wo Election Main Khari Na Jane Kahan Se Goli Chal Pari Hamare Lia Ho Gayi Mushkil Khari Dil Main Hay Mere “”Dard-E-Bhutto”” “”
Read More ..Musharraf Political SMS Brain Scan
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Musharraf Went To See The Doctor To Get The Results Of His Brain Scan The Doctor Said: Mr. President, I Have Some Bad News For You First, We Have Discovered That Your Brain Has Two Sides The Left Side And The Right Side Mushy Interrupted:
Read More ..New Urdu Dictionary
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New Urdu Dictionary Padhay Likhay Punjab Ka: Jahil Wazir E Alaa Trakki Yafta Pakistan Ki: Doobty Hui Economy Sarsabz Pakistan Mein: Aata Khatam Ho Gya Islami Jamhooria Main: Laal Masjid Jala Di Azad Media Mein: Geo Band Azad Ju
Read More ..Political SMS Musharraf and the Fish
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A Fisherman Catches A Fish And Brings It Home And Tells His Wife To Cook It Wife Replies: Na Ata Hai Na Bijli Hai Na Gas Hai Na Oil Hai Fish Kesay Pakaon? Jao Iss Ko Ja Ker Pani Main Wapas Daal Ao Fisherman Goes Back And Throws The Fi
Read More ..Mush Was Out With His Driver…
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Mush Was Out With His Driver… Their Car Hit A Dog Who Died Mush Asked The Driver To Go And Bury The Dog In The Nearby Village While Mush Waits In The Car After The Burial The Villagers Showered The Driver With Flowers And Carried Him On The
Read More ..Pervaiz Elahi SMS Election Campaign
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Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab Har Qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab ” Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai ” Cycle Per Mohar Lagaein Apni Moat Ko Yaqeeni Banain Ch. Azab-e-Elahi
Read More ..Politcal SMS Elelction 2008
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3 Log Jannat Mein Daakhil Na Hon-Gay 1: Shirak Karnay Wala 2: Waldain Ka Na Farman 3: Cycle Pe Mohar Lagane Wala Faisla Aap Ke Hath Mein Hai
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