A child uses its thumb 2 chew
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2
Read More ..Archive for the Rude and Nasty SMS Category
Kya tum abhi mujhe apni photo fax kar sakte ho
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Kya tum abhi mujhe apni photo fax kar sakte ho.......its very very urgent...and very very important. Actually, hum Cards khel rahe the and we have misplaced JOKER.
Read More ..If u dont like any of my
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
Read More ..Magar aap ko jhelna. himmat ki baat hai.
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Aapko miss karna... roz ki baat hai. Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai. Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai. Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai.
Read More ..Dogs bark just like u
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Dogs bark just like u... Cats mew just like u... Devil looks just like u... Dekho meri sharafat.. Still I like U!
Read More ..Hello main ek aisa sms hoon
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Hello, main ek aisa sms hoon, jisko ULLU padhte hai, CHAWAL delete karte hai, NALAYAK frwd karte hain, AUR GADHE save karte hai, now decide.
Read More ..Tumhare number ko kya huwa hai
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Tumhare number ko kya huwa hai? Meine abi call ki to operator boli! Welcome 2 jungle, aap jis ko call kar rahe hain wo darakht pe latka hua hai, plz try later!!
Read More ..Dil ne kaha chalo Sms karo
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Dil ne kaha chalo Sms karo, Socha! Dil to pagal hai Phir khayla aya chalo koi baat nahi. jisko karna hai . . . . . Wo konsa samjdar hai hehehehehhe
Read More ..Galat fehmi na paalein
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
Agar aapko lagta hai Ap handsome ho Smart ho Charming ho To kutta paal len sanp paal len mendak paal len Magr plzzzz Galat fehmi na paalein. Shukria
Read More ..From Moon To Sun From Jan To Dec
Posted on January 15, 2011 | No Comments
From Moon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You’ve Always Been… A Headache!
Read More ..Hum Chahain Aap Ko
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Hum Chahain Aap Ko Aap Chahain Kisi Aur Ko Aap Jise Chahain Khudha Karay Woh Chahain Kisi Aur Ko
Read More ..Kuchh Nahin Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho… Kuchh Nahin Yaar Bas Aapki Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi
Read More ..Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein, Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge, Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana, Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai
Read More ..Chand Pe Kali Ghata To Aati To Hogi
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Chand Pe Kali Ghata To Aati To Hogi, Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi, Tum Laakh Chupao Duniya Se Magar, Akele Me Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe Hansi Aati To Hogi
Read More ..U Have Been Awarded An M.B.A Degree
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
“CONGRATS” U Have Been Awarded An M.B.A Degree For Not Smsing Me. MBA Means ‘Member Of Bhikari Association’ Kindly Forward It 2 All M.B.A’s.
Read More ..Kabhi Hosla Bhi Azzma Lena Chahiye
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Kabhi Hosla Bhi Azzma Lena Chahiye Bure Waqt Mein Bhi Muskurana Chahiye Aur Jab Saat Din Bhi Naa Mite Khujli Toh Aath Wae Din Naha Lena Chahiye.
Read More ..Thank You Yaar
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Thank You Yaar Tu Ne Meri Diamond Ring Itne Andhere Me Bhi Dhoondh Ke De Di Mujhe To Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha Ki Tu Ullu Hai!
Read More ..Pata Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahe Hai
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
2 Pyaaj 1 Gm Jeera 3 Kali Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 4 Spoon Oil 1 Cup Water Or Thoda Sa Hara Dhaniya. Pata Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahe Hai? * * * Apko Bewkuf, Vo Bhi Swad Anusar…
Read More ..Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge Magar Wo To Bacho Ko Daraane Ke Kaam Aayi
Read More ..Ba Adab Ba Mulaheza Hoshyar
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No Comments
Ba Adab Ba Mulaheza Hoshyar, Pagalon Ke Maharaja, Hindustani Bewaqufon K Sardar, Noore Chashme Husne Paglistan Sms Padh K Muskura Rahe Hain!!
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