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A boy told his friend

Posted on August 4, 2010 | No Comments

A boy told his friend:- “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered:- “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Woh subah ki thandak

Posted on August 4, 2010 | No Comments

Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain

Whenever I feel u

Posted on August 4, 2010 | No Comments

I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i miss u …. I just wana See u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts beacuse ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Only you were selected

Posted on August 4, 2010 | No Comments

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Why does your dog sit there

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“ Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

Responses durin sex

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

ResponseS During seX… a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is gr8… b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now… c) WIFE – I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

Please Beleive Me Yaar

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

I Love U Yes I Love U Sach Main Please Beleive Me Yaar I Love U Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn ”Paagalo’n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy”

Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,? . Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain. . kyu sahi kaha ne . ab men tujhe kiya kahon . Condom . Ya.. . Gandu….@

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70’s you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

who have a bad sex life

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!