What other colors do you have
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Santa : What other colors do you have?
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Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Santa: Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi??? Girl: Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???
Read More ..Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai, Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nahi ? Santa :- Mein Use Kyu Roku? Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya ?
Read More ..NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME
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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Read More ..Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Read More ..Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Read More ..Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise Hota Hai
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla? Banta: Madam Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai, Jyada Interesting Ye Hai Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise Hota Hai
Read More ..Aisi biwi kismat se milti hai
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ......... pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki. Judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Read More ..Banta Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Banta Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag Fashion On D Road. Traffic Inspector Stopped Him. Banta: I'm Learning Car Driving. Inspector: Without D Instructor? Banta: Correspondence Course!
Read More ..Question Paper Are Printed
Posted on December 29, 2010 | No Comments
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Santa:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
Read More ..Because married men are more obedient
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Read More ..Best SMS of the year
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
Read More ..Santa Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain. Banta : Eagle Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal..
Read More ..Jeeto Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein gaaliyan
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Read More ..Santa Oye tera vyah ho gya
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Santa: Oye tera vyah ho gya? Banta: Haan. Santa: Kuri naal? Banta: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya? Santa: Haan... Meri bhain da hoya si !
Read More ..Jeeto If I die what’ll you do
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Read More ..Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Read More ..Santa: It’s a gud News
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Read More ..Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Naye Sandal kharide hain'
Read More ..Phone ki ring baji
Posted on December 28, 2010 | No Comments
Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon. Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain. Santa: Maine mana kiya that na ki main ghar par nhi hu... Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha!
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