Aaj halki halki baarish hay
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
Aaj halki halki baarish hay, aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay, Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain, aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,
Read More ..Archive for the Sardar Sms Category
Sardar: Will u merry
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
Read More ..In aptitude test
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
In aptitude test River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state.
Read More ..A sardar on an interview
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question. interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
Read More ..Ek sradar sochta raha.
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
Read More ..ek sardar shadi se phley
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna
Read More ..WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT
Read More ..A sardar married to a short
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
Read More ..Do sardar ja rahah hote hain
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain
Read More ..SARDARNI SAY:- aji
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
SARDARNI SAY- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN
Read More ..sardar g nay hotel may
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata cha
Read More ..Ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
Ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke
Read More ..Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
Read More ..In an interview
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
In an interview interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Read More ..A sardar on an interview
Posted on December 17, 2010 | No Comments
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate
Read More ..Teacher to Sardar
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Teacher to Sardar Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
Read More ..After returning back
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner
Read More ..Ek american ek sardar se
Posted on December 14, 2010 | No Comments
Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
Read More ..Ek sardar Indian Flag
Posted on December 14, 2010 | No Comments
Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Read More ..Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara
Posted on December 14, 2010 | No Comments
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"
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