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Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le Aya Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha Patni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?” Husband: “10 Rupe Ka” Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class
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En Angrro Bechne Wali Gali Mein Jaa Rahi Thhi Ek Aadmi Ne Usko Dekha Aur Bola Aadmi: “Arrey Tere Aam Dikh Rahe Hai” Angoorwali: “Babu Ji, Aam Dikh Rahe Hai Tabhi To Angoor Bik Rahe Hai“
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Ek Bikhari Type Baba Ne Callgirl Ko Choda Aur Chalne Laga Callgirl Ne Piche Se Awaj Lagayi: “Baba Paise?” Baba: “Chal Pagli Tere Se Thode Lunga“
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Question: What is the Difference Between Wife & Neighbor’s Wife? Answer: Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Anytime. Neighbor Wife Is Like An Ice-Cream, Should Have Immediately.
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Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye, Bra Utar Kar Boobs Dabwaye, Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye, Andar Jaaye To Once More Chillaye, Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye.
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Ek Din Sher Ne Gadhe Ko Raste Mein Rok Liya Aur Kahne Laga Sher: “Chal Be Gaand De” Gadha: “Nahi Nahi, Main Nahi Dunga” Sher Gusse Se: “Abe, Main Jungle Ka Raja Hun, Mujhe Mana Karega?” Gadha: “Sir Ji, Manta Hun Par Iska Mat
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3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai 1st Saheli: “Meri Chut Itni Hot Ki Press Karlo” 2nd Saheli: “Meri Itni Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo.” Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To
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Ek Angreji Smith Familly Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye Ek Din U
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Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se Bola Ramu: “Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li” Thakur: “To Main Kya Karun?” Ramu: “Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?“
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Kisi Baat Pe Pati Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya Thha Unki Bol Chal Bilkul Band Ho Gayi Thhi, Koi Jaruri Baat Ho Tabhi Baat Karte Thhe Kuch Dino Baad Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Usne Apne Bete Puppu Ko Bola Pati: “Beta Mummy Se Kaho Ke Le
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth. For hair oil they show hair. For face cream they show face. But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
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Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.
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Girl : Arey itna bada munh mein kaise lungi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geele ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gol Gappe tum he kahoo.
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Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal. A tapori boy comes & says "kya paaji rakhail hai kya?" Sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhail hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
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Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night. Friend: why? Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "Tested OK"
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Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye... to bolo pehle kya fatega, Tumhara sar ya bomb?? Sar?? bomb?? abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI“ haa naaa......
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SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi, MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai, SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi, “O GOD O GOD”.
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Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!" Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.
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Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari?? Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha, Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai?? Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
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