Aaj Wo Azeem Din Ha
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Aaj wo azeem din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin eejad hui jis ki wja say aaj Pathan zinda hai Happy “NASWAR” day
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Tab Ja K Mamla Set Hua.
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News paper may aya k 90% pathan bewkuf hote hain; Pathano ne bohat shore machaya. Phir paper may aya k 10% pathan bewkoof nahi hotay. Tab ja k Mamla set hua.
Read More ..I Will Not Be Able To Attend It
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Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it. Teacher: Why? Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
Read More ..Do Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha: Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki… 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.
Read More ..Magar Naswaar Tou Dy Ja
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1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya. Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,
Read More ..Aik Pathan Airport Sy Bahir Aya
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Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy
Read More ..Ye Khat Urgent Daina Hai
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Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho? Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai. Pathan1:Kahan? Pathan2:Addres parhnay ka time nahi hai. Pthan1:ok go fast.
Read More ..Pathan Ne Language Centre
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pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi Acha sa English sentence sunao Pathan:josh me bola! I shall never die B4 my death ;->
Read More ..Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay
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1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha: Iski tou topi nahi hay. Pathan Bola: Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…=P;->
Read More ..Bacha Hoa Wo Bhi Chota Sa
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ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha , to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to
Read More ..To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hy
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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain. Ali: Khan g kia hua. Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nah
Read More ..Yara Paisa Wapas
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Pathan selling parashute Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par safely land kar jao Customer:agr parashute nahi khula to?? Pathan: Yara paisa wapas…!!!!
Read More ..Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho
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Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho? . . . . Khocha Khan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he . = p ;->
Read More ..Behan Bhaion Ka Fasla Hai
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Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai? Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai. Girl: duur ka bhai,main samjhi nahi! Pathan:iske aur mere darmian 8 behan bhaion ka fasla hai.;-)
Read More ..Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya
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Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega. Mehman:wo kese? Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.
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