What About A Failed Student ?
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Behind Every Successful Student There Is 1 Girl Friend But What About A Failed Student ? A Beautiful Teacher
Read More ..Archive for the Student SMS Category
Class Rooms Are Like Train
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Class Rooms Are Like Train 1st 2 Benche R Executive Coaches(Reserved For VIP) Middle 2 R Genral Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class!
Read More ..What Is Education…?
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What Is Education…? Education Is A System Bcoz Of Which We Waste One-Forth Of Our Life 2 Learn How 2 Waste The Remaining Three-Forth Of Our Life….
Read More ..A Senior Student During Ragging
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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife Junior: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
Read More ..A Good Friend Is 1 Who Tells U
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A Good Friend Is 1 Who Tells U 2 Study Well But A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside Da Examination Room N Shouts Abbe Kuch Aa Rhaa Hai Ya Or Pharra Pekhu..
Read More ..Will U Sleep With Me ?
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Miss To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Than I’ll Give U A Kiss Little Kid: Miss , I Will Count From 1 To 1000 Will U Sleep With Me ?
Read More ..Geting Kicked Out Of Class
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Those Midnight Teas Those B’day Bumps Old Torn Jeans Those Late Nite Walks Long Chats Pinches N Slaps Crushes On Pals N Tat Fights 4em Frying Nuts Making Rowses Bunking Classes Calculating Attendence Copying G Tests And Assignment Ge
Read More ..Attendance To Le Lo Madam!
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Woh Ayi Muskurai Unhone Kaha Humney Suna Woh Kehti Gayi Hum Suntey Rahe Woh Chal Diye Hum Reh Na Sake Bus Bol Diya…. Attendance To Le Lo Madam!
Read More ..In Exams… Students Ka Naara
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In Exams… Students Ka Naara Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
Read More ..Phir Chal Kar Thodi Padhai Karte He
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Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha He 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thodi Padhai Karte He
Read More ..Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
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Why We Dont Study Whole Semester & Spent Sleepless Nights During Exams?? Becuz… Sahil Ke Sukoon Se Humain Inkar Nai Magar, Tufanon Se Kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
Read More ..Aisi Zindgi Ka Kya Karenge
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Sir: Bacho Kasam Khao Sharab Cigrate Jua Or Ladkiyo Ko Nahi Chuoge Des K Liye Jan Doge? Boys: De Denge Sir Aisi Zindgi Ka Kya Karenge
Read More ..Yaadain Hi Yaadain
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Woh School Ki Pyar Hai Woh Pyar Bhari Baatein Woh Syllabus Ki Tension Woh Exam Ki Raatein Woh Canteen Ki Party Woh Friends Ki Laatain Woh Rothna Manana Wo Bunk Mulaqatein Parposal Ki Plaaning Main Woh Raat Ka Guzarna Phir Class Ke Peche Ki Sear
Read More ..Top 3 University Rules
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Top 3 University Rules: 1. B Quiet In D Class Bcoz Othrz R Sleeping 2. Dnt 4gt 2 Cary Books It Works As Pillow 3. Keep D Deprtment Clean B Absent
Read More ..Ye Bata Pass Kab Honga..?
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Najoumi Larkay Ka Haath Dekh Ker Bola: Beta Tum Bohat Parhoge Larka: Abay Parh To Main 5 Saal Se Rha Hoon Ye Bata Pass Kab Honga..?
Read More ..Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai
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Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao Student: H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3 O Teacher: Ye Kia Ha Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai
Read More ..40 Marks Ki Qeemat
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In 40 Marks Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Lecturer Babu University Ka Ashirwad Hotay Hain 40 Marks Students K Sir Ka Taaj Hotay Hain 40 Marks Her Faliure Ka Khawab Hotay Hain 40 Marks
Read More ..Save Pakistan Stop Studying
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Think If All Pakistani Youth Start Studying & Get Good Marks But Jobs Are Limited Den More Unemployment More Suicise More Crime Save Pakistan Stop Studying
Read More ..Aplication 4 Leave
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Aplication 4 Leave In A Poem Style: O Master Wen I Come Rain Chum Chum Leg My Phisli Gira Me Dharam Neche My Bag And Upar Was Hum Is Lye Today I Cant Cum!:D
Read More ..Advices For Students
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Advices For Students 1.Kabhi Top Na Karo Warna Log Tum Se Jalne Lagain Gay 2.Hamesha Late Class Me Jao Is Tarha Har Teacher Tmhe Yad Rakhe Ga 3.Agr Cheating Ka Chance Ho To Kabhi Parh Kr Na Jao 4.Zyada Parhnay Se Time Ziaya Hota Hy Or
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