Apun mangta hai
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Read More ..Archive for the Tapori SMS Category
SMS chipka dal mamu
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Read More ..Common sense ki baat hai
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko, kisi film ki kahani sunane, k liye msg to karega nahin, Common sense ki baat hai k, tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..
Read More ..Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Read More ..Dil dena hai to de
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai, Maardalegi kya? Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Read More ..Kya re!
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!
Read More ..Apun ne fauran sms kiya
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya, aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
Read More ..Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Read More ..Tu kitna pada hai?
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
Read More ..Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No Comments
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
Read More ..SMS Ka Hafta
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Read More ..Kya mast air chal raele hai
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Kya mast air chal raele hai Cow log grass eat kar raele hai Dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hain DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Read More ..Apun ko itna sms karta hai
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.
Read More ..Swarg ya narak
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Read More ..Kya mamu apun ki yaad
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Read More ..Jhakas Dosti Hona Mangta Hai
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakas hona mangta hai, Jhakas bole to, apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti, apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Read More ..Apun ek sher bolega
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Apun ek sher bolega Choro Taraf Chand phenk rela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.
Read More ..Biwi aur Premika Sath Sath
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
MAMU : Oye, maar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika sath sath aa rehli hai. MAMU KA DOST : Arre, main bhi yehi bolne wala tha.
Read More ..Ab itni night ko apun
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le.
Read More ..Subha ko yaad aayi to
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No Comments
Subha ko yaad aayi to apun miss kiya, Dopahar ko yaad aayi to apun bahut miss kiya, Sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya, Aur apun ne fauran tere ku sms kiya.
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