A Senior Student During Ragging
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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife Junior: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
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Will U Sleep With Me ?
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Miss To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Than I’ll Give U A Kiss Little Kid: Miss , I Will Count From 1 To 1000 Will U Sleep With Me ?
Read More ..Aisi Zindgi Ka Kya Karenge
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Sir: Bacho Kasam Khao Sharab Cigrate Jua Or Ladkiyo Ko Nahi Chuoge Des K Liye Jan Doge? Boys: De Denge Sir Aisi Zindgi Ka Kya Karenge
Read More ..Teacher Ke Pas STAR Khatam Ho Gaye
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Billu Gts 0 Mrks In A Paper Santa Asks Billu: What Is This ? Billu : Teacher Ke Pas STAR Khatam Ho Gaye To PLANET Dene Shuru Kar Diye
Read More ..Minimum & Maximum
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Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum.. What Will U Call Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Sardar: So Simple Madam Minimum & Maximum
Read More ..Usne Kon Sa Sunna Hai
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Teacher: Beta Batao Jo Sun Na Sake Usey Kya Kehte Hain? Bacha: Sir Usko Kutta , Kamina , Zaleel , Manhoos Kuch Bhi Kehdo Usne Kon Sa Sunna Hai
Read More ..Jigar , Bachi Check Kar
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Teacher: Iss Sentence Ka Urdu Mein Tarjuma Karo Look Friend A Beautiful Girl Is Walking In The Park Studnets: Jigar , Bachi Check Kar
Read More ..Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai
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Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao Student: H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3 O Teacher: Ye Kia Ha Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai
Read More ..Dosra Shadi Shuda Tha
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TEACHER: Us Ne KHUDKUSHI Kr Li Usey KHUDKUSHI Krni Parri Dono Mai Farak Batao? STUDENT: Pehla Parrha Likha Be-Rozgaar Tha Dosra SHADI-SHUDA Tha…
Read More ..What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile?
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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Student: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Krte Hain Or Mobile Pr Anguthay Se..
Read More ..Who Is A Lecturer…???
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is A Lecturer…??? Student:~ A Lecturer Is A Person Who Has A Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping
Read More ..Because He Cannot Hear Anything
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Teacher: What Do U Call A Person Who Cannot Hear Anything? Student: U Can Call Him Anything Because He Cannot Hear Anything
Read More ..Extra Sheet Plz
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Teacher: Write Ur Lovers Name On Paper? After 2 Sec Girls Finished There Work After 10 Min Boys Says : Extra Sheet Plz
Read More ..A Girl Comes Late To Class
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A Girl Comes Late To Class Prof: Why R U Late? Girl: Sir,1 Larka Mera Peecha Kr Raha Tha Prof: To Late Kuin Ho Gayi? Girl: Sir,Larka Bohat Slow Chal Raha Tha:-)
Read More ..Pehla Gift Qabool Karna
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A MBBS Student First Time Enter The Operation Theater For Operation After Operation, He Came Out And Prayed: Ya Allah Pehla Gift Bejha He Qabool Karna
Read More ..Brotherly Love!
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Teacher: Now, Children If I Saw A Man Beating A Donkey And Stopped Him What Virtue Would I Be Showing? Student: Brotherly Love!
Read More ..Gharebi Ki Had Kya Hai?
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Teacher: Gharebi Ki Had Kya Hai? Student: Jab 1 Larki 2 Rupay Main Kiss Dene Ko Tayar Ho Aur Aap Ke Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho
Read More ..Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai?
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Teacher: Sach Aur Veham Main Kya Faraq Hai? Student: Aap Jo Hamein Parha Rahi Hain Wo Sach Hai. Ham Parh Rahe Hain Ye Ap Ka Veham Hai.
Read More ..Jawani Aur Burhape Me Farq Btao…?
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Teacher: Jawani Aur Burhape Me Farq Btao…? Student: Jawani Me Mobile Me HASEENO K Numbers Hote Hain, Aur Burhape Me HAKEEMO K
Read More ..Formula of Water
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Teacher: Pani Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2cl+Mgsau+ Nack+Zno+H2s +O Teacher: Ye Kya Hai? Studnt: Ye Liyari Ka Pani Hai. Teacher: Pani Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2cl+Mgsau+ Nack+Zno+H2s +O Teacher: Ye Kya Hai? Studnt: Ye L
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