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Hum jo Tootey tou iss tarah Tootey jaisey hathon sey gir k pathar par koi shafaaf aaina tootey jaisey palkon sey toot-ta aansoo jaisey seeney main ik kamaa‘n tootey jaisey umeed ki nazuk daali barg mousam main nagehaa‘n tootey jaisey
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2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” did not see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. See”…
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Mr. See owned a saw. and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw, See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw. So
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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If you understand, say “understand”. If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”. But if you understand and say “don”t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.
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Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”
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Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside an
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SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.
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Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha Doctor: dawai khali thi Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi Doctor: bewakuf dawai pe
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She offered him Honour. He honoured her offer. Then the whole night, in honour of her offer. He was “on her” and “off her”.
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A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it tougher to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
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Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
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