What happens when a lion roars thrice
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok, I will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Read More ..Archive for the Tricky questions and sms messages Category
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .
Read More ..Suwar ke bachhe!
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Suwar ke bachhe! Ullu ke patthe! Kutte ke pille! Gadhe ki aulaad! Bhains ke bachhde! Bakri ke memne… .. .. .. .. .. Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.
Read More ..Namaskar…
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Namaskar… Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen, Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen, Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen, Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
Read More ..Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Read More ..Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? - - - - - - - - - - Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Read More ..2+5=11 Kaise huwa
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
2+5=11 Kaise huwa Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. “GALTI SE
Read More ..Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon? Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !
Read More ..Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise… .. .. .. .. .. Aur Niche … .. .. .. .. .. Aur Niche … .. .. .. .. .. Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge
Read More ..A chinese pair Mr and Miss
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua.
Read More ..Why don’t dogs marry
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Why don’t dogs marry? - - - - - Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
Read More ..Kripya dhyan de …
Posted on December 16, 2010 | No Comments
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
Read More ..Murgi ki paheli
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”. Paanch kaise? .. .. .. .. .. Socho Socho … .. .. .. .. .. Kaise Hua? .. .
Read More ..Kripya dhyan de
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
Read More ..Kal balance ho na ho
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo, Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo, Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo, Aaj ek sms aur kar lo, Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.
Read More ..Faltu SMS sewa…
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he. Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein. Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya. Ab aap apna kaam kariye.
Read More ..Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui? - - - - - - - - - - Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.
Read More ..Automatically
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Q:Explain the word “automatically”? A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.
Read More ..Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? - - - - - - - - - - Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Read More ..2+5=11 Kaise huwa
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No Comments
Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. “GALTI SE
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