Marriage is like going to a restaurant
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..
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Why do we all marry
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Read More ..First the engagement ring
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Read More ..Marriage Horse
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why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
Read More ..When a newly married man looks happy
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
Read More ..What is Marriage?
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What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Read More ..Why dogs don’t marry
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Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
Read More ..What is 10 years with me?
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Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Read More ..Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay
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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
Read More ..Hapy unmarried life
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What’s the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59 ? .? ..? . …..? ……? Very Simple ,,, Dono ke baad 12 hi bajtey hain…hapy unmarried life.
Read More ..Man before Marriage
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
Read More ..Cost to get married
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A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”
Read More ..Last two words in yes dear
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”
Read More ..Marriage is like going to a restaurant
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Read More ..Why do we all marry
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Read More ..When a newly married man looks happy
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
Read More ..What is Marriage?
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Read More ..What is 10 years with me?
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Read More ..Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
Read More ..Hapy unmarried life
Posted on September 29, 2010 | No Comments
What’s the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59 ? .? ..? . …..? ……? Very Simple ,,, Dono ke baad 12 hi bajtey hain…hapy unmarried life.
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