How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Read More ..Archive for the Wife SMS Category
Your husband needs rest.
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Your husband needs rest Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!
Read More ..Why did u shoot ur wife ?
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Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Read More ..Husband to a newly wed wife
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Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Read More ..Man Sir my wife is missing.
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha.
Read More ..Wife came home with a goat.
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Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Read More ..Message of the year
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Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Read More ..Wife:What is 10 years with me?
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Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: OK give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
Read More ..What the diff between Dava & Daru?
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Read More ..Recently fired stock trader
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Recently fired stock trader A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”
Read More ..Difference between Husband & gadha.
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Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
Read More ..Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
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Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Read More ..I Miss You
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I Miss You M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everything to me, my life my wife my jaan. O
Read More ..Difference between Friend & Wife
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Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell u r Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to u r Wife “U r my Best Wife?”
Read More ..NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
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NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Read More ..Why women starts with W
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Why women starts with W You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!
Read More ..Who is guilty
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Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ? Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
Read More ..What if you do not see me for 2 days?
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What if you don’t see me for 2 days? A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: “how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?” The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’! Monday passed and he d
Read More ..Musibat abhi tali nahi hai
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Musibat abhi tali nahi hai patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai...
Read More ..WIFE IS DANGEROUS
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WIFE IS DANGEROUS LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS.
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