Archive for the Wife SMS Category

Who is guilty ?

Posted on August 6, 2010 | No Comments

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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ghar mehman aarhe hen

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei . tu men khon gi chal

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galatfehmi …

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend main galian kyon de rahe the? Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai. Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi? Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.

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Taj Mahal banaoge?

Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho

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shadi ki salgirah

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen? Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

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Difference between Friend & Wife

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”

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Why women starts with W

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

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husband se bat karna

Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments

Girl (2 girl): Jab tum Sex karti ho to kya apne husband se bat karna pasand karti ho? She replid: Agar . . . . . . phone nazdik pada ho to kar bhi leti hu

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Wife SMS

Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

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