Posted on August 6, 2010 | No Comments
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
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Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran .
Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya
phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chal
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Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments
Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend
main galian kyon de rahe the?
Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.
Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha.
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Posted on July 29, 2010 | No Comments
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho
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Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments
Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?
Shohar:
ghalti to me ne ki ha?
to saza us gharib ko Q dein."
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Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Posted on July 15, 2010 | No Comments
Girl (2 girl):
Jab tum Sex karti ho to kya apne
husband se bat karna pasand karti ho?
She replid:
Agar
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phone nazdik pada ho to kar bhi leti hu
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Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Comments
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
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