3 Fastest Means Of Communication
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3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-Phone 2 : Tele-Vision 3 : Tell-A-Women Need Still Faster? Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any 1…
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Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…???
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Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don’t Mind Thier Own Business…??? . . . . . . . . . . Ans: 1-No M!Nd 2-No Business
Read More ..5 Rules of Girls
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5 RULES OF GIRLS: 1.Love Me Dont Touch Me 2.Touch Me Dont Kiss Me 3.Kiss Me Dont Use Me 4.Use Me Dont Forget Me 5.Forget Me Dont Tell Others About Me
Read More ..The Two Dangerous Weapons
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The Two Dangerous Weapons In D World Other Than Nuclear Bombs R: 1) A Girl’s SMILE & 2) A Girl’s TEAR Both Can Make A Man To Do Anything
Read More ..2 Mintues of Fun
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A Mother Makes Her Son Intelligent In 20 Years But A Girl Can Make Him Stupid In 2 Minutes
Read More ..Wen She Slaps U,Its Custmr Feedback
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Wen U Propos A Girl,Its Directmarketin Wen U Cal Her,Its Telemarketin Wen She Waks 2u,Its Brandrecognitn Wen She Slaps U,Its Custmr Feedback
Read More ..Life Ko Kon Zyda Acha Bna Sakthi Hai?
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Life Ko Kon Zyda Acha Bna Sakthi Hai? Girlfriend Ya Wife..? Answer: Wife…! Lakin ? ? ? ? ? Honi Kisi Or Ki Chahiye
Read More ..“Girlfriends”Is Like “Panipuri”
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“Girlfriends”Is Like “Panipuri” Always Testy “Lover”Is Like “Pizza” Hote & Spicy “Wife”Or”HUSBAND”Is Like “Dal Chawal” No Other Option But Good 4 Health
Read More ..Kyun Ke Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
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Bahu Ka 1st & 2nd Afair Sun Ker Susar Ney Bahu Ko Mara 3rd & 4th Sun Ker Husband Ney Peetaaaaa Tha Tha Dishom Dishoom Lakin Saas Chup Rahi Why?????? . . . . . . . . Kyun Ke Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
Read More ..Kabhi Kisi Ladki Say Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye
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Kabhi Kisi Ladki Say Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye Verna Maar Ped Sakti Hain Coz It Means B-Babby O-Only O-One K-Kiss
Read More ..When The Earth Turn 30 Times Faster
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What Happens When The Earth Turn 30 Times Faster? . . . You Get Your Salary Every Day And All Women Bleed Dead!!!
Read More ..Women’s Life is very Hard
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Women’s Life is very Hard Morning: Wash Clothes Afternoon: Dry Clothes Evening: Iron Clothes Night: Remove Clothes Mid Night: Search Clothes
Read More ..5 RULES OF GIRLS
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5 RULES OF GIRLS: 1.Love Me Dont Touch Me 2.Touch Me Dont Kiss Me 3.Kiss Me Dont Use Me 4.Use Me Dont Forget Me 5.Forget Me Dont Tell Others
Read More ..Agar Aap Ki Wife Nahi He …….??
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Agar Aap Ki Wife Nahi He …….?? To Samjo Apne Kuch Khoya Hai……! Aur Agar Apki Wife Hai ? To Samjo Apne Sab Kuch Khoya Hai……!!!
Read More ..What Is A Girl Friend?
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What Is A Girl Friend? Ans: Addition Of Problem Substraction Of Money Multiplication Of Enemy Division Of Friends…. So Be Careful
Read More ..Ye No 10 Kubsurat Or Cute Girls Ko…
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0333-xxxxxxx Ye No 10 Kubsurat Or Cute Girls Ko Send Karo Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Ander 1 Achi Or Khubsurat Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka 100% Sure Ignore Mat Karna
Read More ..Impress A Girl
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The Best Way 2 Impress A Girl Is 2 Stop Tryin 2 Impress Her Tryin 2 Impress A Woman Has D Opposite Effect It Makes U Look Like A Nervous Guy
Read More ..Wife Is KISMAT PHOOTI!!!!
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Girl Frnd Is 4 Fun Wife Is 4 Son Girl Frnd Is 4 Nyt Partner Wife Is 4 Life Partner Girl Frnd Is TOOTY FRUITY Wife Is KISMAT PHOOTI!!!!
Read More ..A Woman Does Not Have A WIFE
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SMS OF THE YEAR Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life…!! Why? ? ? ? ? ? Very Simple….. A Woman Does Not Have A WIFE !!!!
Read More ..Do U Know What Iz GIRL
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Do U Know What Iz GIRL G-Ghost I-In R-Real L-Life So Avoid Girls & Forward Their Numbers To Me Dont Worry About My Life I’m A Professional “GHOST RIDER”
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