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Zardari Ki Gari Ka Nichay
Kutay Ka Bacha Aa Gya
Driver Say Zardari Nay Bola
Ka Maloom Kroo Kis Ka Hai…..
Driver Thori
Dair Main Wapas Aya
Aur Bohat Say Har Galay Main …..
Aray Kia Hoa….
Driver Nay Jawab Dia Kay ,,,
Main Nay Logoo
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To Commemorate The Ascension
From Jail Bird To The Presidency
Pakistan
Post Has Officially Launched
A New Rs. 100 Stamp.
People Of Pakistan Are Confused
Which Side On The Stamp To Spit On!!!!
(In Urdu Log Confuse Theay
K Kiss Taraf Thook La
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Just Imagine Sarah Palin Divorces
Her Current Husband And Marries Asif Zardari.
Then Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA.
Then Zardari Kills Palin
Changes The Will Which Henceforth Says:
‘Zardari Will Become The President Of USA If I Die.’
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Iss Mulk Main Aik Bee Mari Hai
Zardari Hai Zardari Hai
And Also
BB Hum Sharminda Hain
Aap Kay Shohar Abhi Tuck Zinda Hain
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Presidential Ordinance No. 150025. October 06, 2008
I, NRO President Asif Ali Zardari (Bhutto), Hereby Proclaim The Following Measures To Come Into Force With Immediate
Effect:
1. Continuing With The Spirit Of The Naming Of Islamabad Air
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Musharraf K Isteefay Pr Sochta
Hoon Faraz !
Woh To Hushboo Hai Hawaon Main
Bikhar Jae Ga
Masla Tou MULK Ka Hai
Jisay Ab Zardari Nigal
Jaey Ga.
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Nawaz:
Zardari Bhai Aap Ne Mje
Apna E-Mail Adress Nahi Diya
Zardari:
Nawaz Bhai Mera Koi E-Mail Adress Nahi,
E-Mail To Chote Logon Ka Hota Hai
MeraEmail Adress Nahi Hai
Mra B-Mail Adress Hai
Black-Mail
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Jaatey Jaatey Wo Mujh Par Ehsan Kar Ghayee
Insurance Policy Sey Jeena Aasan Kar Ghayee
Aur Apni Marzi Sey Badalta Hoon Jamhuriat K Gear
Yun Lagta Hai Naam Merey Pakistan Kar Ghayee
(Thoughts Of Mr.Zardari)
Sorry Zardari G Public Demand Hai
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Har Mulk Mein Munafiq Hotey Hein
Laikin Lagta Hai Ka
Hamarey Mulk Mein Un Kee
Wafar Miqdar Payee Jaati Hai
Naheen Mantey.
Proof#1:
Jab Liaqat Ali Sahib Ko Goli Lagi Thi
To Qatil Ko Ussi Waqt Kyun Mar Diya Ghaya Tha
Zardari Ab Tak Zi
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Zardari Aur Nawaz Kee Dosti
Aaj Kal K Pyar Kee Tarha Hai
Naheen Mantey
Proof:
Jab Larki Flirt Karney K Liye Kehti Hai
“I Love You”
To Larkey Ko Lagta Hai
K Jaisay Uss Nein Kya Kar Diya Hai
Halankey Haqeeqat Mein Kuch B Naheen Hota
Is
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Aaj Purani Rahoon Sey Koi Mujhe Awaz Na Dey
Dard Mein Doobey Gheet Na Dey Ghum Ka Sisakta Saaz Na Dey
(Zardari)
Hum Chord Chaley Hein Mehfil Ko Yaad Aaye Kabhi To Mat Rona
(Nawaz Sharif)
Socha Tha Pyar Na Karein Ghey
Hum Na Rice Pe Marein G
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Mein Shohrat Ka Talib Naheen
Mein Protocole Ka Talib Naheen
Mein Aalishan Bangley Ka Talib Naheen
Mein Rupeye Jama Karney Ka Talib Naheen
“Bus Mujhe President Bna Do
Baqi Kaam Mein Khud Kar Loon Gha”
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Kuch Din Pehley Tak
Mein Apney Mobile Par
Alaram Laga Kar Sota Tha
Ta K Subha Prayer K Liye Uth Jayoon
Laikin Jab Sey Zardari Nein
Sadarat K Liye Ummeedwari Ka Elan Kiya Hai
Light Na Honey Kee Waja Sey
Mein Azan Sey Pehley Hee Uth Jata Hoo
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Channel P Ki Bharpoor Kamyabi K Bad
Ab Geo Pesh Karta Hai Geo Z
Iss Mein Apko Milein Ghey
Waadey
Wadey Khilafian
Lollipop
Aur B Boht Kuch
Channel K Slogan Hai
Pehley Lota Musharaf Tha
Aur Ab Zardari Hai
Geo Z Geo Zardari Hai
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Zardari Ka Naya Slogan,
Jeet K Geo Na Haar K Geo
Yeh Pakistani Hain In Ko Mar K Geo
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Yeh Baat Hum Sab Ko
Tasleem Kar Leni Chahiye
K Kaheen Na Kaheen
Hum Sab Kee Neeyat Mein Khot Mojhood Hai
Agar Aisa Na Ho
Zardari(House Of Neeyat Khot)
President K Liye
Apply Kyun Karey?
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Zardari Ki Zamin Shad Bad
Bijli Aay 8 Ghantay Baad
Tu Nishanay Corruption Aalishan
Arz E Zardaristan,Shaad Baad Sindh Abaad
Zardari Ki Zamin Ka Nizam
Aaatay, Gas, Bijli Ka Bohran
Quam, Mulk, Sub-Gharak Nawaz, Wakil Paainda Bad
Benazir Du
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Qom Ne Chuna Hai Ek Saddar Zardari
Is Ki Hai Buhat Bari Zimadari
Par Tum Na Rakhna Is Se Koi Tawaqua
Kyon K Is Ko Hai Qom Ko Lootnay Ki Bimari
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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?
Pathan:
Pata Nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar Do
To Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?
Pathan:
“ZARDARI”
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Dunia Baywafa Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi
Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi
AMERICA Zalim Ho Sakta Hai
ZARDARI Nahi
INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai
ZARDARI Nahi
“Kuttay Ki Dum” S
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