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Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaaye Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaaye Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaye Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaaye Kahan!
“ Baba ranchoddas said Neend k piche…”
Baba ranchoddas said
Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
All IS WELL
!!! Pyar Tujhe Bhi Hai Hum Se !!!
Pyar tujhe bhi hai hum se,hum maante hain
Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain
Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati
Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil
Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati.
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Yaad teri aati hai to jaan nikal jaati hai
Youn har pal marne se behtar maut nazar aati hai
!!! Teacher – Batao sabse jada… !!!
Teacher – Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
Banta – Books me..!!
Teacher – Vo Kaise..??
Banta – Kholte hi neend aa jati hai…!!
!!! Patni- Mobile, Pati- Sim Card, Dono Mile… !!!
Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.
!!!rooh khush ho gayi!!!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
!!!”NEECHY” ki traf.!!!
TITANIC do0b rha tha, 1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy? Sardar:2k.m, Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf? Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
!!!Sone nahi denge!!!
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge.
Ek do sms karte rahna,
Warna raat ko na soyenge, na tumhe sone denge….
!!!ladki thi diwani si!!!
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
!!!JANAJA!!!
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
ABE SALO SAMNE SAMNE DAARU KI DUKAN AA GAI HAI.
!!! Dil to aisa tukda hai !!!
dil to ek aisa tukda hai
jo kisi ko andar aane nahi deta
par jab aane deta hai to use bhool nahi sakta
agar entry hogai to vapis jane nahi deta
!!! Devdas at beer bar !!!
Aaj didar, kal yaar,
parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar,
saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar
!!! Teri Yaad Aati Rahe !!!
Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe,
Har Sham Teri Gungunati Rahe,
DOST Tu Jise se bhi Mile,
Usko Har Pal Teri Yaad Aati Rahe
!!! Jaisi karni vaisi bharni !!!
jaisi karni vaisi bharni
naa maana to kar ko dek,
jannat bhi hai, dozaq bhi hai
naa maana to mar ko dek
!!! YAAD KIYA HAMNE…!!!
AAPKI BERUKHI KO RUTBA DIYA HAMNE
DOSTI KA HAR FARZ ADA KIYA HAMNE
MAT SOCHNA BHULA DIYA AAPKO…
AAJ BHI KHUDA SE PEHLE YAAD KIYA HAMNE…
!!! Bijli chali gayi !!!
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
!!! KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI !!!
KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI,
KUCHH TOOTI YAADE HAI,
KUCHH UMIDO KI ZAMI,
AUR EK CHHOTASA AASMAA HAI,
YUN TOH BAHUT KUCHH HAI
ZINDAGI ME,
JISE CHAHTE HAI BASS USKI HE KAMI HAI.
!!! Ilzaam na aaye !!!
jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,
aaj tak vo mujhe pehchan na paye
khud hi ki hai bewafai humne
taki un par koi iljam na aaye
!!! Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum !!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye hue fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo river ho tum
Ab to meri zindagi mein forever ho tum…
!!! kabhi call bhi to kiya karo…..!!!
Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena
kabhi meri tarah jiya karo
roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati
kabhi call bhi to kiya karo…..
!!! Sweet like honey !!!
Sweet like honey
costly like money
blessing like shower
smile like flower
cool like ice
A friend so nice
guess who ?
hey it me not you.
!!! Pata tha SMS ayega tera !!!
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
!!! Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare !!!
Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,
Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare,
Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka,
Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap Se Shuruat Kare.
!!! Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai !!!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
!!! Tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai !!!
2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lion aa geya
pehla bacha :- chote dar to nahi raha
dosra bacha :- nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha :- tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
!!! ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai !!!
Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!
!!! Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey !!!
Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta,
Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta,
Kaash mujhey yaad ker k apnay dil ko behlaya hotta,
Kaash meri yaad satati tumhain,
Kaash mere bina neend na atee tumhain,
Kaash k tum meri mohabbat ko pehchaan patee,
Kaash k tum mujhey apna hee bana patee,
Kaash main tumhain apni bahoon main khilata,
Kaash main tumhari zulfoon main
!!! KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai !!!
agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka matlab hai
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KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
!!!Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..!!!
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
!!!kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi !!!
kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar degi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar degi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar degi
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Comments (1)

I love this..
“Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!”